HELL JOURNEY 4
BY DYLAN, WILL, RYAN, MATT, AND PETER







"I'm still a kid at heart!"
"is that why you still freak out when you get a boner"



"i taking your bike, kid"
"K JUST AS LONG AS YOU NOTICE HOW MY SHOES MATCHES MY SHIRT AND THAT I HAVE A IPOD"



"RIDIN BMX IS LIFESTYLE BRO"
"ok"
"THESE TRIX ARE A WAY OF LIFE



"O FUCK"



"I WANT THAT INSIDE ME, ER, OUTSIDE ME ..BUT LIKE ENCLOSING ME ...I GUESS?"



"dad, i asked for coke not pepsi"
"o really?, your mother sucked dick for coke once, maybe she can help"



"O SHIT CAR BOMB"
"IT WAS A MARTYR FOR ORDINANCE 7.8122.04(NO STREET PARKING AT NIGHT)"



"I'M CUMMING SAP(PHLOEM)"



"let's go in this housing development"
"why?"
"child entrapment is easier when they think they are safe"



"there's something strange about this development"
"what? did you see a black?"



"IAN'S HOUSE - I CAN TELL BECAUSE OF THE DISTINCT ODOR COMBINATION OF PALM SWEAT AND GUITAR HERO CONTROLLER"



"QUIT GRABBIN AT MY DICK, MOM"
"sorry, i'm just trying to fluff it up for you"



"don't turn down that street"
"i know, it's a dead end"
"no, not that, there was a i think i saw a girl I know"
"o is she a bitch?"
"yeah she won't get off my back for getting her pregnant"



"yeah I work at ACME"
"how much do you get paid"
"o uh i actually have to pay them but yeah"



"i know they gotta have breast milk in here somewhere"



"have you ever tried putting mentos in soda?"
"yeah thats how i usually douche out my anal"



"pizza grease is the best part"
"i know, italians can cum pizza grease - so lucky"
"is that true? because i remember reading that on wikipedia but i wasn't sure"



"I FARTED AND EJECTED MYSELF FROM THE CAR SO QUICKLY MY SHOES CAME OFF"